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My market analysis process

Most of you know me as a currency trader and supermodel. What you might not know is before I place a trade I spent hours trawling the markets for insights into what might effect my trades.

I keep this analysis to myself as it gives me such a huge edge. But as 2014 is the year of breaking down boundaries, here is a quick summary on where things lie in the markets around the world.

  • Helium is up, feathers are down on light trading.
  • Paper is stationary although pencils lost a few points. Hard to get a line on this one.
  • Fluorescent tubing looks bright despite light trading. Only trade if you have inside information.
  • Knives are up sharply. Taking a loss on this one, so will most likely get the chop.
  • Cows are steering into a bull market. Missed this one, has left a sow taste in my mouth.
  • Hiking equipment are trailing again, looks like it is ready to fall of a cliff.
  • Elevator stocks rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
  • Weights are up in heavy trading, expect it to flex its muscle today.
  • Light switches are off. You’d be dim to expect them to be on today. Wait for prospects to look brighter.
  • Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Can’t see it falling further so should be some diamonds in there somewhere.
  • Diapers remain unchanged, which seems odd in this market, something stinks with this one.
  • Shipping lines stayed at an even keel, could be waiting for the upcoming public float.
  • The market for raisins dried up, looks like it has a date with a new low.
  • Caterpillar stock inched up a bit, but seems ready to break out and fly.
  • Balloon prices were inflated again. Surely it is due to pop.
  • Toilet Tissue dropped sharply and touched a new bottom, might be best to flush this one.

So there you go, I hope that helped in the upcoming trading day. Do you have any analysis of your own?

Happy trading.